Busy Broke Lazy Diet
by Ty Ferrell

This article is for those guys and gals too busy, too lazy or too broke to put together a sustainable whole food diet plan. I have no malice for any of these groups. In fact, I have been a member of each of them at some point in time. What I plan to do is show you three different avenues for handling a decent diet plan while you are at these stages in your life. On side note, marketing campaigns by useless diet corporations (i.e. Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, and Alli), have attempted to change the term “diet” to mean a stringent, not easily followed method for weight loss. This is simply not true. A diet simply means the way a person consumes food and drink. If a person eats at McDonald’s all day and drinks beer at night, well that is his diet. Once again diet simply means the way a person eats and drinks.

I am going to lay down the basic routes you can take depending on which category you fit in. First, you need to figure out what your basic fitness goal is. Second, you need to know how many calories it is going to take to keep your metabolism up and preserve muscle, bone and other connective tissue (RMR). Third, you need to know your activity level and figure out how many calories you burn per day. Finally, you need to stick with it. Even if you consider yourself a lazy individual, know there is a point when you go from being lazy to just being an ass clown. So let’s get to it.

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Now, fitness goals come in three categories for the purposes of this article. Choose one:
1. I want to maintain my low body fat and increase muscle mass.
2. I want to maintain my current muscle mass and lower my body fat.
3. I’m already looking awesome naked. I just want to maintain my current body composition.

Now that you have chosen a route the next thing is to get a current snap shot of your RMR. I personally like using a hybrid of Dr. John Berardi’s method for getting a solid RMR number. If you want to use Berardi’s full method for handling calories, I suggest you check out his website Precision Nutrition here. Follow these next steps:

1. Get your bodyweight. Write it down.
2. Change your bodyweight into kilos by dividing by 2.2. Write it down.

Now we need to get an estimate of your current body fat. Many scales have built in bioelectrical impedance devices for doing this, and there are handheld models as well. Also you can get a skinfold caliper check or any other body fat check from a professional if you want to. I would highly suggest you purchase a scale with a feature to check body fat. They are generally cheap and make frequent body fat check easy.


3. Get your estimated body fat percentage. Write that down.
4. Multiply your bodyfat in decimal form (i.e. 12% = .12) with your kg weight. Write it down.
5. Subtract that number from your kg weight. Write it down.
6. Multiply the “subtracted kg” weight amount by 22. Write it down.
7. If you are a man add 500 to the new number. If you are a woman add 250 to the new number. This number is your estimated RMR. Write it down.

Okay, you now have your RMR. This number represents the floor of your diet. DO NOT go below this number.

The next step we will get your cost of activity (COA). Cost of activity is figured out as follows:


1. How active are you on a day without fitness training. (1.3) Comatose for most of the day and only need energy to update you’re my Space page. (1.4) Active but most activities are sedentary or standing in one position for many hours. (1.5) You are on the go all the time. Either you are a competitive athlete or a competitive business type always running about here and there (literally).


very lazy to extremely active


2. Figure out which group you believe you are in. It’s best to error on the side of being less active. Take the corresponding number above (1.3 – 1.5) and multiply it by your RMR. This number represents your COA. It is the ceiling of your diet. Only go above this number to gain muscle mass. On active training days you will be closer to your ceiling and on days not training you will be closer to your floor. Trust me it’s easier than it sounds.


Alrighty, the hardest part is over. You will need to redo that step every two to four weeks when you re-check weight and body fat (depending on how important your goals are to you). Do not check daily, that’s just is a big waste and quite frustrating.

In this next segment you will choose which category you belong. Also, you need to follow this list of habits consistently and as close as possible.

You can hybrid the groups if you need to.

Now for more help, either contact me for advice. Consultations are not free. I do have a business to run. If you want free advice, post your questions, concerns, and comments in the forum.

Here are some great articles to get you on target with training:

Beginners regardless of training goal: Proving Ground
Training for fat loss and maintaining muscle: Boot camp article or AA article.

Training for muscle mass and maintaining your low body fat: Hypertrophy article

Your are just here to maintain your perfection: keeping on doing whatever you’re doing. Share with us in the forum.


That’s it. I leave a lot of openings for translation, but it is unnecessary to get anymore specific than the info I gave you unless you are looking to be more stringent with your nutrition. Follow the guidelines and you will go far.



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